Orson Welles called, he wants his schtick back

The commercial I just watched begain with this voiceover: “we are a nation of consumers, and there’s nothing wrong with that. The problem is there’s so much cool stuff its easy to get carried away.”
And what product might this commercial be for? Why, Discover Card of course.

Orangina… WTF?

From here:
The 60 second advert for the soft drink centres around a love story between a doe and a bear, with a finale of shots of Orangina bottles exploding between the thighs of zebras and squirting on to the breasts of other animals.
Alright, so its called Orangina, gotta be an adult oriented drink, right? [...]

Genius or Idiocy

This might be brilliant. CNN is now offering a new service in which they will send you a shirt with one of their headlines on it.
The only thing that keeps this from being pure genius is that they will only let you select from a list they choose. Here’s the current list:

Who [...]

You really can get anything on Ebay

What’s that you say? You want to start a Tracy Morgan fansite, but you don’t have a good domain for it?
Or maybe you’re just a lazy penis enhancement “expert” (and by expert we mean conman! Not to worry though, once that prince of Nigeria gets me my cut from his father’s estate that’s being [...]

Sweet Nothings…. in your bra

As I was gathering the goods to put on a birthday party for a small child at Wal-mart. As I passed the women’s clothing section I notice the brand name of a bra: Sweet Nothings.

Putting the dirty back in cheap and dirty

Turns out if you let a cup of coffee sit for a couple of weeks you get some sort of coffee-lacquer* on the bottom of your cup. It also doesn’t come off easily. No matter how much I scrubbed it wouldn’t come off. Not being a stickler for cleanliness I went ahead and [...]

My LoveSac can fit 14 kids…

…its true